Given the drunken debauchery and sexual conquests that pervade The Jersey Shore, it shouldn’t come as a shock that one cast member has identified as bisexual in a new interview. Snooki and JWoww discussed everything from sex to feminism with the HuffingtonPost, prompting the interviewer to ask Ms. Polizzi if she considered herself bisexual. Snooki replied, “I would consider myself bi. I’ve done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like… penis. But I’ve experimented.”
Some may argue that in a few quick sentences, Snooki reveals her sexual openness and almost instantly undermines her newly-admitted bisexuality by saying she’d “never be with a woman.” However, according to GLAAD, “bisexual” is defined as “an individual who is physically, romantically and/or emotionally attracted to men and women.” Where randomly making out with a friend while you’re both intoxicated falls in that definition is up for debate.
Snooki’s “bi” declaration segued into the sexual orientation of one of her castmates. The interviewer went on to inquire about Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, pointing out that whenever he brings a girl home on the show, something goes wrong and he fails at hooking up. JWoww jumped all over the question, saying, “his posture and the way he holds his cigarettes… everything. (…) I can’t confirm or deny with Mike, but if he was [gay], it would all make sense.”
Now, how in the heck did I know this already??