Y’all, our favorite childhood dinosaur Barney has traded in his signature “I love you” phrase for “I love you long time!” Actor #DavidJoyner, who was once the man behind the purple costume, is now the proprietor of a tantric sex business! He started it back in 2004 and charges upwards of $350 for a session with him.
Joyner, a tantric massage specialist and sexual healer, only accepts female clients and a whole bunch more bang for your buck…literally. According to @Vice, Joyner offers “a ritual bath, chakra balancing, and a massage.” He offers all of these “mind-blowing” massages, but his goal is to “release a woman’s blocked energy. (Y’all, I am so dead writing this!)
The the former children’s character explains that when he acted as Barney, he channeled “love” which is the foundation of tantra. “The energy I brought up [while] in the costume is based on the foundation of tantra, which is love,” he explains. “Everything stems, grows, and evolves from love. Even when you have emotionally blocked energy, the best way to remove it is to remove it with love, and then replace it with God’s divine love. Love heals and allows you to continue to grow.”
Joyner refers to his clients as “goddesses” and says that he unblocks 2-4 of them a week. Who’s going to visit?! For $350 Trey Songz better be there instead! That’s a whole concert ticket!
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