Say it ain’t so…. how are you gonna tell your boo that. I caught herpes from those oysters– yeah right! When you thought you heard them all. Says that herpes always been known in oysters and its says its harmless to humans.
French oyster buyers have turned to the British market because their own supplies have been obliterated by herpes, it emerged yesterday. British oyster sellers claim they are experiencing a huge increase in sales after French suppliers started buying up their stock.
They are purchasing as many oysters as they can to replace their own dwindling numbers, caused by a new micro-variant of the infection – oyster herpes virus.
Infected oysters have a pungent odour but are harmless to humans. The disease has always been present, but the new strain has become lethal and is now widespread in France – killing off the popular aphrodisiac.
Well they don’t have to worry about eating this right here!!