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With Father’s Day coming up, Jimmy Fallon made this week’s hashtag #DadQuotes, and the dad jokes came pouring in. From practicing “safe sax” to the real reason grandpa doesn’t stop at stop signs, the dads explained it all.
Here are just a few of Fallon’s favorites:
My first boyfriend played the saxophone in a ska band. When my dad met him, he told him to practice “safe sax” 🤦🏼♀️ #dadquotes
— Jessica 🌟 (@jessicazap14) June 14, 2017
My grandpa would only slow down at stop signs, saying he would “stop twice at the next one.”#DadQuotes
— Darn Daniel (@DarNDanieL53) June 14, 2017
I called my dad to see if he had a stud finder and he casually replied, “mom’s at work.” #DadQuotes
— Pauliann23 (@Pauliann23) June 15, 2017
”The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.