This is Rep. Pete Sessions. He did this to us.
This is Rep. Pete Sessions. He did this to us.

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Hahahahahaha

Sorry, wait a minute, I just, I can’t stop laugh-crying. Laughing because surely someone is about to shake me awake from this wild-ass dream I’m having about a healthcare plan called the “world’s greatest healthcare plan” and crying because I’m pretty sure no one is going to wake me up. 

I mean, come on, what, like, how, what—I can barely type. I think there’s a good argument to be made that the United States has already become the laughingstock of the world, but if we weren’t, then thank you, good politicians, for solidifying that position for us. And, in case you’re curious, I’m far from the only one who thinks so! 

Yes, we are, in fact, insane. 

This is not the much-talked-about American Health Care Act touted by President Donald Trump and Speaker of the House Paul Ryan. This is an alternative plan, gifted to the world by Rep. Pete Sessions on March. 1. 

He is either an insane person or a genius and we should hate him or love him or both or who knows.

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