….And he says he didn’t see this coming! That was a Pow! Wow! Bam! Punch! *&(^%$@!#$*Bat Man” kinda beat down…

Kim Kardashian, said in a statement that the divorce was not an easy decision?! Get The Hell Outt!! Close sources believe that her wedding to the New Jersey Nets was nothing but a “hoax and a publicity stunt”.

I say it’s public humiliation and embarassment!!

A source close to the “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” production told Radar Online,

“It was pretty much an arranged marriage right from the start. Kim was looking for a husband and Kris was selected for her, amongst others. She wasn’t really into him but she hoped she would be able to develop some feelings, but it never happened.”

And this gumbumper didn’t stop there….

“She was never particularly attracted to him, and by all accounts absolutely hated sleeping with him or even having to make out with him,” The whole wedding was a total hoax and a publicity stunt. It was great for ratings and it was an amazing money maker. That’s it though, period. Kris turned out to not be as malleable as everyone hoped he would be, he was pictured out partying with other girls, Kim really couldn’t care less for him, she decided to end it.”

The insider further noted that the divorce could turn out to be another publicity stunt.

“It wouldn’t surprise me, in the slightest, if Kim and Kris managed to ‘reunite’ and the divorce filing gets brushed aside as they go to counseling and couples therapy,” so the source said. “Basically, Kim will do ANYTHING for the limelight…”

Ka..BAM! Poor baaaabby….

Oh damn… wait, THIS JUST IN!!

Kim Kardashian’s clan is piping pissed at Kris Humphries, claiming he’s full of BS when he says he wanted to have a simple life with her in Minnesota, because once the marriage fell apart, he immediately began “chasing fame.”

They’re saying in the last week or so, when they started talking about the possibility of divorce, Kris went into full Hollywood gear, talking about “branding” the Kris Humphries name with cologne, nightclub appearances and what nots.

And we’re told Kris was pushing to keep their connection going, even if they ended their marriage … and that threw up red flags.

We’re told Kim was especially put off that Kris hired a Hollywood publicist over the weekend to work on his image.

As TMZ reported earlier, one of the main reasons for the divorce was that Kris wanted Kim to move to Minnesota, but once it became clear she wasn’t leaving Hollywood and the marriage was over, Kris was all about the very things he despised.

Funny, I guess there are 3 sides to every story…. What do YOU think?!