The minute I heard Khloe Kardashian’s baby daughter had her big “ta-da!” on Thursday, I rushed out to buy the perfect present. Would you believe, they don’t make selfie sticks for infants? Appalled, I passed over the mink binky (germ magnet) and had to make do with a spa gift certificate. Celeb newborns carry a lot of tension, you know.
Too bad I couldn’t have toted the tot along to this week’s red-carpet and runway stakeout. The sight of all the freaky fringe and droopy disasters could have coaxed her first smile. Or tantrum.
Let me tuck in this Baby Guinness, and I’ll file my report:
MIXED BAG: Nothing says chic, or help me, like a chrome bumper and paint-swatch fringe, eh, Brooke Shields?
CLOSE: It looks like someone nearly won the game of “Pin the Fanny Pack on Naomie Harris.”
POSEY ALONG: Saddlebags filled with supplies, Parker Posey rode off into the sunset.
SHAZAM! We’re pretty sure superpowers come with this dress.
- 1/2 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream
- 2 1/2 oz. Kahlua
Fill a shot glass almost full with Kahlua. Layer Irish cream on top.