Male model Jordan has become a running joke on the current season of The Bachelorette, and he delivered a hilariously dramatic speech about his prowess as a model in the latest episode of the show. After bragging about his 4,000 Tinder matches in 2017, Jordan shut down a competitor who was trying to “wreck [his] image.”
“Attached to me is professionality. It’s my face. It’s in everything I do. It’s in the way I walk; it’s in the way I talk. So if you want to wreck my image, you’ll never succeed, because my image is me.”
In a development that can only be described as “predicatable,” it turns out Jordan isn’t an elite of a male model as he claims to be.Observer asked fashion expert Kadeem Fyffe to judge Jordan’s ability, and Fyffe had some harsh criticism.
How would you rate Jordan’s Zoolander walk-off and why?
If I had to rate him one to 10 I’d give it a 6.5. He’s a little too short to be a runway model so that’s just unrealistic. Also, it was really stiff. A lot of male models walk like that, only he has no swag. He gave a textbook walk, which you learn the first time you start.
How would you rate his pensive look?
It’s not good. I would say five or six. He’s an attractive person but his poses are very one note. It’s very Zoolander. He’s just Modeling 101.
You can check out the rest of the breakdown on Jordan here, or read out latest Bachelorette Power Rankings here.
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